Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Happy eggster."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"You make me egg-static."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Just don't carrot all."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"For peep's sake."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You crack me up."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Just one hot chick."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Having a good hare day."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."