"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You can't beat me."
"You're a real good egg."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Just one hot chick."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Happy eggster."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Having a good hare day."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"That's all, yolks."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You crack me up."
"For peep's sake."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."