How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"No eggs-cuses."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"For peep's sake."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You're a real good egg."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You make me egg-static."
"Happy eggster."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Eggs-cuse me."