Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Happy eggster."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You make me egg-static."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You crack me up."
"Just don't carrot all."
"You can't beat me."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"What an egg-citing day."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Just one hot chick."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You're a real good egg."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
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