"I whip my hare back and forth."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Having a good hare day."
"You crack me up."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"You can't beat me."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"For peep's sake."
"You make me egg-static."
"Just one hot chick."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You're a real good egg."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
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