"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Some bunny loves you."
"For peep's sake."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline