"Eggs-cuse me."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"That's all, yolks."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You're a real good egg."
"Just one hot chick."
"There's no bunny like you."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Eggs love you."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Having a good hare day."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"What an egg-citing day."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
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