"Happy eggster."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"What an egg-citing day."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just one hot chick."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"For peep's sake."
"You crack me up."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You make me egg-static."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Eggs-cuse me."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Eggs love you."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Having a good hare day."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
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