"Just looking on the sunny side."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Eggs love you."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"You make me egg-static."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Some bunny loves you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Some bunny needs vodka."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Having a good hare day."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Happy eggster."
"That's all, yolks."
"You're a real good egg."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I whip my hare back and forth."
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