They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"That's all, yolks."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You make me egg-static."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"No eggs-cuses."
"You crack me up."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Happy eggster."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You're a real good egg."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Just one hot chick."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You can't beat me."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Just don't carrot all."
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