"Eggs love you."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Happy eggster."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Just don't carrot all."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"For peep's sake."
"Having a good hare day."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"You can't beat me."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Just one hot chick."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"That's all, yolks."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You make me egg-static."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
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