"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You can't beat me."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Have a hoppy Easter."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Just one hot chick."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Happy eggster."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Eggs love you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Some bunny loves you."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"No eggs-cuses."
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