"Eggs-cuse me."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"For peep's sake."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I've found some bunny to love."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Eggs love you."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"What an egg-citing day."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Just one hot chick."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"You crack me up."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"No eggs-cuses."
"You make me egg-static."
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
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