"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Just don't carrot all."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"I've found some bunny to love."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You can't beat me."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"For peep's sake."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You're a real good egg."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Eggs love you."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Happy eggster."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Eggs-cuse me."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"You make me egg-static."
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