Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You make me egg-static."
"You crack me up."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Just one hot chick."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Eggs love you."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"For peep's sake."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"You can't beat me."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Some bunny loves you."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You're a real good egg."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Eggs-cuse me."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
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