"Have a hoppy Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"No eggs-cuses."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Eggs love you."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Just don't carrot all."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"That's all, yolks."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You make me egg-static."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Happy eggster."
"Having a good hare day."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
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