"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"There's no bunny like you."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just don't carrot all."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You can't beat me."
"Eggs love you."
"You make me egg-static."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"You crack me up."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Some bunny needs vodka."