"I whip my hare back and forth."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Eggs love you."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Having a good hare day."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Just one hot chick."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Just don't carrot all."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"What an egg-citing day."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"No eggs-cuses."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"You make me egg-static."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
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