"Eggs-cuse me."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Happy eggster."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You crack me up."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You're a real good egg."
"Just one hot chick."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Having a good hare day."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"That's all, yolks."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"For peep's sake."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
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