"I've found some bunny to love."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Just don't carrot all."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You make me egg-static."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You crack me up."
"There's no bunny like you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're a real good egg."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You can't beat me."
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