Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"No eggs-cuses."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Eggs love you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You make me egg-static."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Happy eggster."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"There's no bunny like you."
"What an egg-citing day."
"You can't beat me."
"For peep's sake."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Just one hot chick."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I whip my hare back and forth."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
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