I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"You can't beat me."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Eggs love you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"That's all, yolks."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"What an egg-citing day."
"You make me egg-static."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Just one hot chick."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"For peep's sake."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Some bunny loves you."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You crack me up."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."