"What an egg-citing day."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"That's all, yolks."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"No eggs-cuses."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Eggs love you."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Just don't carrot all."
"You're a real good egg."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Having a good hare day."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Happy eggster."
"You crack me up."
"Just one hot chick."
"You make me egg-static."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You can't beat me."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"For peep's sake."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
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