I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You're a real good egg."
"That's all, yolks."
"No eggs-cuses."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Just don't carrot all."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Just one hot chick."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You crack me up."
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