"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Eggs love you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Happy eggster."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"You crack me up."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Just don't carrot all."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You're a real good egg."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"That's all, yolks."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Just one hot chick."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Having a good hare day."
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