How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
French people give me the crepes.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
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