What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Can I be Candide with you?
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
French, French Revolution
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
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