What’s the capital of France?
The F.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
French, French Revolution
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."