What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Can I be Candide with you?
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
French people give me the crepes.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."