French, French Revolution
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
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