What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
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