I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Can I be Candide with you?
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
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