What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Can I be Candide with you?
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
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