What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
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