I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
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