What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
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