Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
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