Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
French people give me the crepes.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Can I be Candide with you?
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
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