A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
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