In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Can I be Candide with you?
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
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