A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
French, French Revolution
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
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