An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
French people give me the crepes.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
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