Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
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