My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
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