Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.