My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
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