Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
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