Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
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