My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
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