Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
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