The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
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