What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!