Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
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