Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
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