Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
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