The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
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