Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
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