What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
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