In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
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