Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.