Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
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