What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.