What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.