What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I have the final sleigh.
It's ice to meet you.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I told you snow.
I’ll never fir-get.
Hold on for deer life.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Snow thank you.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Time to spruce things up.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Let’s take an elfie.
It’s snow joke.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
That look soots you.
Say it ain’t snow.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It's ice to meet you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Birch, please.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
You snow the drill.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Make it rein.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
It takes one to snow one.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Sleigh, what?!
You snow the drill.
You’re my soul Santa.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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