What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
It's ice to meet you.
Up to snow good.
Sleigh, what?!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Make it rein.
You sleigh me.
Love at frost sight!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You snow the drill.
I told you snow.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Snow on and snow forth.
He’s an elf-made man.
Up to snow good.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
You snow the drill.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I only have ice for you.
I’ll never fir-get.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Resting Grinch face.
Best in snow.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I'm snow bored.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
We have great chemis-tree.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
It’s snow joke.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Icy what you did there.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
It's lit.
The snuggle is real.
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