“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Your presents is requested.
It's lit.
Say it ain’t snow.
I only have ice for you.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Don’t be elfish.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
It’s snow joke.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
The snuggle is real.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Snow thank you.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Love at frost sight!
Believe in your elf.
Birch, please.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Let’s take an elfie.
It’s snow joke.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
You snow the drill.
Hold on for deer life.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Treat yo'elf.
Fir sure.
Best in snow.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
I told you snow.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Sleigh, what?!
You sleigh me.
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