He’s an elf-made man.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Say it ain’t snow.
Don’t be elfish.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Icy what you did there.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I'm snow bored.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Treat yo'elf.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Yule be sorry.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Love at frost sight!
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Your presents is requested.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Snow thank you.
She has high elf-esteem.
We have great chemis-tree.
Say it ain’t snow.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
It's lit.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Sleigh, what?!
How rude-olf of you.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
You’re my soul Santa.
I have the final sleigh.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Birch, please.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I only have ice for you.
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