“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I'm pine-ing for you.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I only have ice for you.
You snow the drill.
This is snow laughing matter!
You’re my soul Santa.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Snow on and snow forth.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Icy what you did there.
It's lit.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Yule be sorry.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Hold on for deer life.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Sleigh, what?!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I'm snow bored.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
How rude-olf of you.
Don’t be elfish.
It takes one to snow one.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Birch, please.
You snow the drill.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
It’s snow joke.
I have the final sleigh.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
It's ice to meet you.
It's ice to meet you.
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