A round of Santa-plause, please.
You snow the drill.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I told you snow.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Rebel without a Claus.
Best in snow.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Snow thank you.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I only have ice for you.
Birch, please.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Up to snow good.
Hold on for deer life.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
This is snow laughing matter!
Make it rein.
Your presents is requested.
Say it ain’t snow.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Let’s take an elfie.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
You snow the drill.
As it snow happens.
It takes one to snow one.
It's ice to meet you.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
It's ice to meet you.