What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
This is snow laughing matter!
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
It’s snow joke.
Snow thank you.
You snow the drill.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Birch, please.
I told you snow.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
You’re my soul Santa.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
You snow the drill.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
We have great chemis-tree.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Up to snow good.
I'm snow bored.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
He’s an elf-made man.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
It's lit.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
How rude-olf of you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I’ll never fir-get.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
It's ice to meet you.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.