Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
He’s an elf-made man.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Up to snow good.
I have the final sleigh.
How rude-olf of you.
It takes one to snow one.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I'm snow bored.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Best in snow.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
You snow the drill.
Icy what you did there.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
We have great chemis-tree.
I'm pine-ing for you.
I only have ice for you.
Rebel without a Claus.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You’re my soul Santa.
Say it ain’t snow.
Best in snow.
You snow the drill.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Your presents is requested.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Resting Grinch face.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Icy what you did there.
This is snow laughing matter!
Up to snow good.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.