Snow thank you.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I have the final sleigh.
It takes one to snow one.
As it snow happens.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
It's ice to meet you.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Sleigh, what?!
How rude-olf of you.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Up to snow good.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
It's lit.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Snow thank you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Treat yo'elf.
Love at frost sight!
He’s an elf-made man.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
It’s snow joke.
This is snow laughing matter!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Snow on and snow forth.
I’ll never fir-get.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Hold on for deer life.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Your presents is requested.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
This is snow laughing matter!
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