Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Icy what you did there.
Hold on for deer life.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Fir sure.
Snow thank you.
As it snow happens.
That look soots you.
She has high elf-esteem.
I only have ice for you.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Don’t be elfish.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
As it snow happens.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Rebel without a Claus.
How rude-olf of you.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
It's ice to meet you.
Up to snow good.
Sleigh, what?!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Make it rein.
You sleigh me.
Love at frost sight!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You snow the drill.
I told you snow.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Snow on and snow forth.
He’s an elf-made man.
Up to snow good.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
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