“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
You sleigh me.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Hold on for deer life.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I only have ice for you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
This is snow laughing matter!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Snow on and snow forth.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Best in snow.
Say it ain’t snow.
You’re my soul Santa.
That look soots you.
Fir sure.
You snow the drill.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
We have great chemis-tree.
I’ll never fir-get.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Sleigh, what?!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
It's lit.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Time to spruce things up.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Love at frost sight!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Icy what you did there.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Resting Grinch face.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Don’t be elfish.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
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