You snow the drill.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Time to spruce things up.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Say it ain’t snow.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Believe in your elf.
Snow thank you.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
You sleigh me.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I have the final sleigh.
The snuggle is real.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
It's ice to meet you.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Sleigh, what?!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Love at frost sight!
It's ice to meet you.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
It’s snow joke.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Up to snow good.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
It's lit.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
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