What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Treat yo'elf.
Sleigh, what?!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
As it snow happens.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Snow on and snow forth.
Icy what you did there.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I’ll never fir-get.
I only have ice for you.
That look soots you.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Love at frost sight!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
It takes one to snow one.
Up to snow good.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I'm pine-ing for you.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
It’s snow joke.
Birch, please.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
I’m feelin’ pine.
He’s an elf-made man.
As it snow happens.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
We have great chemis-tree.
I only have ice for you.
You snow the drill.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
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