How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Your presents is requested.
You snow the drill.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
You snow the drill.
I told you snow.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
It's ice to meet you.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Icy what you did there.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
I have the final sleigh.
Up to snow good.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
He’s an elf-made man.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
It takes one to snow one.
I only have ice for you.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
I’ll never fir-get.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Make it rein.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
How rude-olf of you.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It’s snow joke.
Time to spruce things up.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
It's lit.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Best in snow.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Icy what you did there.
She has high elf-esteem.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Snow thank you.
Yule be sorry.
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