How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Icy what you did there.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Let’s take an elfie.
This is snow laughing matter!
You snow the drill.
Say it ain’t snow.
Make it rein.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Snow on and snow forth.
That look soots you.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Believe in your elf.
Birch, please.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I'm snow bored.
Best in snow.
You snow the drill.
Your presents is requested.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I'm pine-ing for you.
The snuggle is real.
Treat yo'elf.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Hold on for deer life.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Love at frost sight!
I’m feelin’ pine.
It takes one to snow one.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Time to spruce things up.
How rude-olf of you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
She has high elf-esteem.
Sleigh, what?!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
As it snow happens.
Up to snow good.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
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