Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Rebel without a Claus.
Time to spruce things up.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
It takes one to snow one.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Treat yo'elf.
Resting Grinch face.
Don’t be elfish.
Best in snow.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
This is snow laughing matter!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I’m feelin’ pine.
Snow thank you.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Say it ain’t snow.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Snow on and snow forth.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Love at frost sight!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
It’s snow joke.
Icy what you did there.
You’re my soul Santa.
You sleigh me.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Hold on for deer life.
Best in snow.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
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