What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Believe in your elf.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
How rude-olf of you.
Love at frost sight!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
I'm snow bored.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Birch, please.
Say it ain’t snow.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Icy what you did there.
I told you snow.
Fir sure.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Time to spruce things up.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
You snow the drill.
I have the final sleigh.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
As it snow happens.
It's lit.
It's ice to meet you.
I’m feelin’ pine.
As it snow happens.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
We have great chemis-tree.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I’m elf-taught.
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