Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Biology - It grows on you.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
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