Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
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