I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
But it was just a pigment of my imagination.
What did the flirty shower head say?
"Every naked person I see turns me on!"
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
My job installed this new faucet.
I'm really faucinated by it.
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I dislike toilet paper because...
They're tearable.
Britain’s most common owl? The teatowel.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
I designed a new toilet but cannot find anyone to test it out.
No one gives a crap.
This morning my daughter came to me, looking concerned. She said, “Dad, I need a new bum”.
I asked, “And why is that sweetheart?”
She said, “Because mine has a crack in it!”
Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
She needed to makeup her mind!
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
But they’re a solid number 2.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
If you don't use a bidet...
You're doing a half-a*sed job.
Was talking to a record producer at the urinals the other day...
Next thing you know I had a number one on my hands.
Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.
Now they are trying to make-up!
I need more soap puns!
Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Why Don't Gymnasts Use Towels?
Cause they dumbbell dry.
A man has to go, but has no toilet paper. His friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back all dirty, so his friend asks "What is that horrible smell?". So the man says,
"Hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel"
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
what's the best day of the week to poop?
saTURDay.
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