What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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