What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.