I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
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