After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
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