Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
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