Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
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