Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
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