The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
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