My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
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