Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
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