Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
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