A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
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