What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
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