Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
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