Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.