What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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