"That's all, yolks."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Just one hot chick."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You make me egg-static."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"What an egg-citing day."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Having a good hare day."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"For peep's sake."
"You crack me up."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Eggs love you."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You can't beat me."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"There's no bunny like you."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Just don't carrot all."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.