Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"There's no bunny like you."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"For peep's sake."
"Just one hot chick."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You can't beat me."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm eggs-hausted."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Happy eggster."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"You make me egg-static."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"That's all, yolks."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Having a good hare day."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Some bunny loves you."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You round me out." — High Card Band
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You're a real good egg."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Just don't carrot all."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
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