Icy what you did there!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
That was thaw-some!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
It was mitten in the stars.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
It’s a winterful day!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.