How Rudolf you to say that!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
That was thaw-some!
Icy what you did there!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I only have ice for you!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Can I Alp you?
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!