It’s a winterful day!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
After all is sled and done.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Whatever coats your boat.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Skiing is believing!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
How Rudolf you to say that!
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