What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Whatever coats your boat.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Variety is the ice of life.
That was thaw-some!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
After all is sled and done.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I only have ice for you!
We've reached the point of snow return.
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