If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
It’s a winterful day!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
How Rudolf you to say that!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Whatever coats your boat.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Variety is the ice of life.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
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