I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Can I Alp you?
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I only have ice for you!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
It’s a winterful day!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
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