What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
It’s a winterful day!
Icy what you did there!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
That was thaw-some!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Can I Alp you?
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Variety is the ice of life.
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