It’s a winterful day!
After all is sled and done.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Skiing is believing!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I only have ice for you!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
How Rudolf you to say that!
That was thaw-some!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Variety is the ice of life.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
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