An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Variety is the ice of life.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Whatever coats your boat.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
The weather outside is snow joke.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
We've reached the point of snow return.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
It’s a winterful day!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How Rudolf you to say that!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!