I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I only have ice for you!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
That was thaw-some!
Whatever coats your boat.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Skiing is believing!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.