Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I “lub” you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I’m fondue you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I followed my heart to you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I sulfur when you argon.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I wood never leaf you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I love you meow and forever.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady