Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I’m fondue you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I followed my heart to you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I fence-y you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You're acute Valentine.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I loaf you.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I “lub” you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I love you dairy much.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359