Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
We make a great pear
You're the ruler of my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Yoda one for me!
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I whale always love you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’m fondue you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You have a pizza my heart.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I think you’re dandelion.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You’re the queen of my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You’re as sweet as Pi.