Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I dig you a hole lot.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
You're the ruler of my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I’m fondue you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
My love for you is like no otter.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I think you’re dandelion.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Every piece of you is sweet.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I think I found my perfect match
You have a pizza my heart.
I loaf you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I fence-y you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I can heartly wait to see you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.