What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
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