Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
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