Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
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