I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
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