What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
That’s a-may-zing!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
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