What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
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