Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
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What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!