Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
A space fish is usually called starfish.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.