Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
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