Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
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