I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
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