What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
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