What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
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