Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
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