Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
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