Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
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