Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
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