Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
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Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
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