Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
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