The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Mooning is very ASStrological
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
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