How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
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